Finally. Long arduous process, but it's finally here. Limited run. There's only 30 of these things. Get 'em. Digipack. All typography and photography is courtesy of Allen Rapadas! All illustrations are by my dear friend Shon Kopimi! All layout design is Steve Kitchen at COMBINATION13! The model on the disc is Kelsie Grant, and the lovely naked lady is Rianne Brundlefly Keel from Riannaconda Burlesque & Other Arts!
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Button/Pin/Patch + Digital Album
I make these myself, so you KNOW they're made with LOVE! <3 If you throw in a couple extra bones, I'll seriously load you the fuck up. More designs to come!
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T-Shirt/Apparel + Digital Album
Bleed from your fucking eyes. White plastisol on black canvas.
Punk as fuck. There's only like 30 of these left.
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Poster/Print + Digital Album
Make your favourite advertisement look like they're talking about my favourite subject - ME!
I'll throw in a handful of these things. And if you throw in more bones and I'll load you the fuck up.
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lyrics
I've got an infinite number of questions,
That I've grown quite tired of askin',
The negative attention of non-gentlemen is not something that you should bask in.
Your over-eager confessions,
Keep me from prying,
To hear equivocative bad memories,
Is that kinder than lying?
So I appreciate the effort,
And I thank you for trying,
But don't act surprised when I can't keep from...
...Having something in my eye.
It really stings because it feels like a hole where an apple once was.
What's that noise?
Do you heart that?
I think your subconscious is trying to tell you something,
Oh,
It was just a suggestive text with a request to show breasts while you do that one thing...
...That one thing,
That any girl can do,
To make any guy in the world fall for you.
I've made more than eye-contact with you,
So I'm skeptical,
They don't find you attractive,
They find you susceptible,
And for you,
They found you,
So you go easily,
Things in the lost and found are usually free.
I'm sick you combatting that past,
With staying true to your convictions,
Wake up,
Stop being a victim,
Look!
Your little black book is full of fiction.
You want to fill gap emotionally,
So you fill the gap physically,
You fill the gap between relationships with relationships,
You've always been an invertebrate,
So there's no suspense,
When I say you confuse the arrogance of others as confidence.
You can never learn to love someone that you never spend time with,
You are not an exception to this.
At this rate you'll die cold and alone,
But distracted,
Having never figured it out,
You'll be remembered for how you lived and acted,
Which to me will always be grout.
credits
from Centerfolds,
released July 25, 2013
Christoph "Slut" Leon - Vocals, Production
The instrumental is jacked from a Plastic Constellations song called "We Are Genius Millionaires". I heard about that band, and that song, from P.O.S.'s Meat Tape Vol. 2.
