Finally. Long arduous process, but it's finally here. Limited run. There's only 30 of these things. Get 'em. Digipack. All typography and photography is courtesy of Allen Rapadas! All illustrations are by my dear friend Shon Kopimi! All layout design is Steve Kitchen at COMBINATION13! The model on the disc is Kelsie Grant, and the lovely naked lady is Rianne Brundlefly Keel from Riannaconda Burlesque & Other Arts!
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Button/Pin/Patch + Digital Album
I make these myself, so you KNOW they're made with LOVE! <3 If you throw in a couple extra bones, I'll seriously load you the fuck up. More designs to come!
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T-Shirt/Apparel + Digital Album
Bleed from your fucking eyes. White plastisol on black canvas.
Punk as fuck. There's only like 30 of these left.
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Poster/Print + Digital Album
Make your favourite advertisement look like they're talking about my favourite subject - ME!
I'll throw in a handful of these things. And if you throw in more bones and I'll load you the fuck up.
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lyrics
Only girl I know,
Who when I met her had two wolves,
In choke-holds,
And wouldn't let either of 'em go.
Keeping them at bay,
Only to wave a steak,
In front of their face,
And wonder why they wouldn't tame.
Thanks for letting me into your home,
It's been some time since I had a mind of my own to blow,
Then I found out that you collected marbles,
'Cause you lost your own a long time ago.
I see you've seen some pain,
That much is a given,
But you'd have to be insane to do what you do for a livin'.
I wanna break that pump,
From that cage you keep,
I'd love to make the jump this stage is too steep,
The apathy you're getting from your liberal friends,
Makes me wanna climb a building and fall from you in a literal sense.
You're bound to rebound, as Big D says,
"What is lost can always be found."
You say you're sick of being treated like a piece of meat,
Yet you sell yourself by the pound.
Apathy has to be half of the reason why,
Your empathy atrophied, wheezed then died.
Hell hath no fury, that much is true,
But the wrath you put on me is meant for you.
You make my head light,
You make my jaw drop,
Usually a red light means you oughta stop,
So clench your teeth,
Until your jaw locks,
Then clench your -,
On top of my -,
Pull the wool over those eyes,
And those lips from that porcelain,
Don't believe the lies your ego forced you in.
credits
from Centerfolds,
track released April 30, 2012
Christoph "Slut" Leon - Vocals, Production
I stole the instrumental from a song called "Arrow Root" off of the Special Herbs 1-9 Collection by MF DOOM.
MF DOOM is a major fucking influence of mine and that man spit fucking fire. If you were contemplating donating any money to me on this site for this track, do me a favour and just give it to MF DOOM. That man has paid his dues. I have not. I am new. I am just honoured to have been able to spit on a track of his, regardless of the fact that I did not receive any permissions.